Honest Griminess
Honest Griminess
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Brand integrity and authentic griminess is deeply important to the team at grimy people. Our application is designed to ensure that only properly grimy people are selected to represent us. We may eventually expand the brand to include honorary grimy people in recognition of people who have spent years perfecting the art of painting a house or changing the oil without getting covered in either liquid. Please email us if you have further questions about this branch. Until then we ask you to abide by the guidelines outlined below.
Basic Guidelines
Basic Guidelines
Do not save your grimy people t-shirt for best. It should be stored in your work shirts drawer and either worn without regard for your project or specifically worn for activities like ditch-digging, applying anti-seize, or trying to put blue-kote on an animal's wound.
Do not intentionally or artificially grime-ify your shirt. You should make every effort to clean and keep your shirt clean unless it is being worn. Then feel free to wipe your hands on it.
Do not loan your grimy people shirt to unauthorized parties.
An important distinction
An important distinction
Grimy people seeks to affirm and amplify LITERAL and PHYSICAL griminess only. We in no way condone or support metaphorically grimy thoughts, words, or deeds. See below for a general guideline of what activities are or are not appropriate venues for your grimy people shirt.
Applying caulk, paint, or acoustical sealant
Anything involving antisieze
Eating pizza or pasta with tomato sauce, especially as a toddler
Digging out footers that got rained in
Administering wormer to uncooperative livestock
Mixing concrete or other cementious materials
Denying health insurance coverage
Scabbing
Firing an employee because it's a right-to-work state but really it's because they got injured on the job and you don't want to cover it with worker's comp.
Thinking that you could probably change that tire quicker or better than the woman who is currently doing it.
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